It's all about roleplaying, and i should have 1 or two webcomic esque funniness going on, as well as reviews.
Secondly, i just wanted to do this.
[x] You have yelled at a non-living things
[x] You have ran into glass/screen doors
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.(multiple times..)
[x] You have been called a blonde.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Every damn time! I keep thinking i'll do it this time.)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 8
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 12
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your inside voice.
TOTAL: 17
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
TOTAL: 22
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you dont.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When youre lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 28
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
108
..I'm a 108% crazy.
I'm even with my darling. I suppose it's to be expected.






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Maybe. Probably. Eighty percent. Ninety. Ninety nine and nine tenth...Screw it.
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It's my hope that with a little free time I'll be able to go back and do the revisions (and grammatical corrections
Once again, thank you for taking the time to read my little fic. Have a great holiday!
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